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xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Year:
2017
Country:
USA
Genre:
Thriller, Action, Adventure
IMDB rating:
5.3
Director:
D.J. Caruso
Samuel L. Jackson as Agent Augustus Eugene Gibbons
Deepika Padukone as Serena Unger
Megan Soo as Ainsley's Girl #4
Ruby Rose as Adele Wolff
Helena-Alexis Seymour as Ainsley's Girl #1
Tony Gonzalez as Paul Donovan
Tony Jaa as Talon
Donnie Yen as Xiang
Vin Diesel as Xander Cage
Nina Dobrev as Rebecca 'Becky'
Ice Cube as Darius Stone
Al Sapienza as CIA Director
Rory McCann as Tennyson Torch
Storyline: Extreme athlete turned government operative Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) comes out of self-imposed exile, thought to be long dead, and is set on a collision course with deadly alpha warrior Xiang (Donnie Yen) and his team in a race to recover a sinister and seemingly unstoppable weapon known as Pandora's Box. Recruiting an all-new group of thrill-seeking cohorts, Xander finds himself enmeshed in a deadly conspiracy that points to collusion at the highest levels of world governments.
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Reviews
worst movie ever
i don't know why Donnie Yen, Vin Diesel and Tony Jaa signed that sort of crap... seriously one of the worst movie i ever seen before... guys trust men don't waste your time and money at this crap.... the best part of that crap is the end... in my opinion none of this world ever like that sort of creepy movie ever
2017-05-07
The Return of Xander Cringe...
So, there are many and varied problems with this movie. Firstly, it doesn't know if it should take itself seriously, or just ham everything up. The result of this indecision is a movie that can sometimes be funny, but at others just cringe-inducingly bad.

Vin Diesel seems to have a love-affair with movies that horny teenage boys will like and, honestly, it is becoming increasingly embarrassing to watch. We all remember the "action heroes" of 80's movies that just refuse to acknowledge they can't cut it anymore and continue to pump out straight-to-video crap. Diesel isn't there yet and won't be for a long time, but it isn't hard to imagine him one day falling into the same trap as the likes of Steven Seagal.

The Return of Xander Cage (TRoXC) is a movie that would feel right at home alongside the movies such as Half Past Dead and Out for a Kill. It's trivial, it's dumb and very clearly aimed at audiences for whom quality is not a consideration. The movie exists entirely to showcase its star and little else.

The characterisations are bad, the acting is definitely non-Kosher, and the action beyond ludicrous at times. It is not even enough to simply switch your brain off for this one. You have to have it surgically removed if you want to get anything out of this movie.

No, really! Because without a brain, you can totally believe that a motorcycle will continue to run under water and behave just like a jetski. With a brain, it just looks like what it is...stupid.

In conclusion, I hate movies that are aggressively dumb and this makes even Diesel's later Fast and Furious outings look smart by comparison.

SUMMARY: Dumber than a bag of hammers. Cringe-inducing acting and dialogue. A Vin Diesel vehicle that crashed and burned in the worst possible way. Well worth avoiding!
2017-08-17
Can't Get Over the Physics
Never mind the horrible acting and gratuitous gushing about how hot Vin Diesel is (at age 50 with sagging arms.. or whatever), how all the girls want to have sex with him and he's happy to oblige because he's Xander Cage who wears a fur coat in the summertime, the plot of this movie is about a device that can decode anything (seems to be a frequent theme these days, this has to be the 4th or 5th movie I've seen that has a device that decodes anything) and it's being used to crash satellites into the Earth with pinpoint accuracy. Now I don't work at NASA or Space-X and I don't have a degree in aerospace engineering, but I am pretty sure you cannot guide a satellite through re-entry to a pinpoint location on the Earth. Even if you could, it's not like it would be a hydrogen bomb like this movie portrays. It would disintegrate and land all over the map in pieces. But no, it gets sent to earth like it's being fired from a rail gun. The orbital decay would take forever even with assistance.

Then you have the stunt where Xander has jumped, sans parachute (because parachutes are for wimps) from a plane that he was able to get positive thrust to weight ratio on (basically a C5 sized plane full of cargo and electronics) to accurately intercept a falling satellite and yet was still able to run out of the plane somehow and freefall, and somehow catch up with a cargo container of which had a fouled chute. He freed the chute just seconds before it hit the ground, and it created an explosion, yet out he walks like a boss.

Then of course Ice Cube has pinpoint accuracy with a grenade launcher with grenades that have a very small blast radius.

Rewind back to the highway battle where Donnie and Xander are fighting and suddenly the guy who jumped 200 meters (distance between buildings IRL)through a glass ceiling, and took out a room full of spec ops guys with ease, has trouble fighting an old broken down Xander Cage. This is the same Donnie Yen who couldn't be shot by a dozen security specialists in a small room but could be shot by one old woman who he knew full well was pointing a gun at him.

The bad guy... wait, what? Who was he? Did it matter?

The beach/island where the super duper secret assassins go seems to be in South Beach Miami, all the bars and live music and such.. and so hard for them to find.

What was the crazy guy's role, to crash a car? Really?

I almost vomited in my mouth when Vin kissed the Indian girl. He's like old enough to be her grandpa.

So now you can drop a fully automatic weapon and it just discharges a full magazine and doesn't even spin around?

So you can rip out a high voltage electrical conduit and plug it into a device to power it up, like it's a USB phone charger?

So motorcycle tires have enough tread to act as propellers? Wouldn't it have been easier to just have wet bikes?

So a motorcycle with a combustion engine and normal intake can run underwater?

So a group of Delta Force soldiers can be hooked up to a cargo block without any of them knowing it, while Xander is walking around them?

So you can jump from 100+ feet to the ground and as long as you have skis you'll be OK?

So 3rd world countries have skateboards that use bearings that can survive 50mph rides down winding paved roads?

So they have an airplane that can circle the globe x number of times without needing to refuel but they land it every few minutes?

So somehow a mechanical device that attaches to your forearm increases the strength in your upper arm and chest to create stronger punches?

So a 90lb woman can scale a tree with a 20lb sniper rifle and hold it steady with her off hand for 30 minutes while using the scope to watch the crowd, as she's hanging by sheets from the tree?

What was up with DJ guy? Oh look, a talented night club DJ who people just like, he'll be an asset.

Movie sucked, really really really hard. I think they knew it, and laughed after they made it wonder who was stupid enough to watch it. This guy..
2017-05-27
Back in the cage
Vin Diesel was vying to be the new 21st Century James Bond character as extreme sports action star turned super agent Xander Cage. Despite the success of the first film, Diesel skipped the sequel.

The film begins with Gibbons (Jackson) trying to recruit footballer Neymar to the xXx team when a descending satellite crashes on them.

The Mcguffin is a high tech Pandora's Box that can control and crash satellites orbiting the Earth. It has been stolen from the CIA office by four highly skilled operatives led by Xiang (Donny Yen.)

Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) is sought out to retrieve the box and asked to assemble his own crew. Cage finds out that Xiang also used to be part of the xXx program and he stole the device to prevent its misuse.

The plot is hackneyed and also rather daft. The film has enough entertaining set pieces to give it momentum but you feel that with the multi national and diverse cast that the producers were aiming for a more inferior version of the Fast and Franchise type film and this is what you get.
2017-05-06
Too unreasonable
Poor rhythm. Team redundancy. Some overlap or no skill demands. The director is not meeting a head-on confrontation as flapping, chaos, too boring. Personal skills can not be displayed. The bad guys are not only bewildered but weak. Worthy of "extreme agents" these four words only the opening 20 minutes. But this method also put Boss cool too outdated. The bullet's role in Hollywood is good.
2017-03-02
Do not waste your time and money on this!
I will be short and clear.

This film sucked. It just did. The acting is horrible, the dialog is horrible, the story is horrible. I actually like Vin Diesel in most of his stuff like Fast and Furious and Riddick, but this is just sub par. I thought it would be like Fast and Furious and be stupid but fun. It isn't. Its stupid and boring and the dialog and story are downright offensive towards the audience.

DO NOT WATCH.

If you do, be prepared to be disappointed. I warned you.
2017-05-06
Worse than Highlander 2
It takes something special for me to simply say/think, "err, no!" It is difficult to know where to start; VD spends the whole film with a smile so smug I cannot tell if he simply laughing at the viewer or if he is happy with his performance. The one liners would have been rejected by any Bond film, even the Roger Moore ones. Possibly the most gratuitous sexism I have seen on screen; having a drink poured, better have a female crotch in miniscule bikini brief framing the shot. Every "agent" better be ridiculously good-looking and have a gender/racial/sub-culture stereotype. Guns shoot, planes fly, men swagger, and yes, it really is worse than Highlander 2, and it has taken me 26 years to be able to say that!
2017-11-03
Fun - Fun - Fun
XXX are great action movies, I like them very much. And this XXX is not different, I love it! But allow me to write this few words. An outstanding XXX movie will have this title: "XXX - Julian ASSAGE!". Imagine! CIA, NSA, Loves Hollywood movies. But nobody in USA or out in USA Modern Colonies even published what The Empire did wrong in the Secrete WARS USA are fighting under ORDERS of the NOBLE PEACE PRICE!! The USA News Media, The USA Movie Industry, etc REALLY needs to have the XXX Courage to do this "XXX Julian ASSAGE (Wikileaks)!!" movie. And at the END, I want to remember the producers, writers, that Jesus was the Religion of the Black Guys, Hunted and Kidnapped like Animals from Africa !! Right?? or Maybe the Good Christians guys were responsible for the Extermination of The Old Civilizations in America (Aztec, Incas, etc) including in USA!!
2017-01-25
Explosive Popcorn Flick with Diverse Cast and Lots of Laughs
Vin Diesel is back in his old shoes once again as Xander Cage in the second installment of xXx: Return of Xander Cage. The last time Diesel appeared in a xXx show was over a decade ago - way back in 2002. The main question that is playing on everyone's minds since the trailer release: Can this new movie surpass the original?

Xander Cage is basically a copy of Dominic Toretto. They are both adrenaline addicted thrill seekers who are recruited by the government to hunt down dangerous weapons stolen by a group of bad guys. Cage is enlisted by a ruthless official agent (Toni Colette) to retrieve Pandora's box, a mysterious device that is responsible for knocking satellites out of skies into populated areas, causing serious deaths and destruction. A huge assignment like this certainly cannot be achieved with a one-man show. Cage seeks out his old friends and forms his eccentric team: Adele Wolff (Ruby Rose), the crazy lesbian sniper, Tennyson Torch (Rory McCann), the outrageous driver and Nicks (Kris Wu), the cool music DJ. Although the crew is made up of different interesting pieces, they lack the personality and family bond as explored by Furious films. Action takes up most of the screen time, leaving little to no time for characters to develop. The stunts in this movie are over-the top and borderline insane; another similarity with the Furious series. Leaping across rooftops? Check. Dropping from the sky (sans parachute)? Check. Fighting in zero gravity? Check. My favourite scenes include Cage skiing down the hills of the jungle. You read that right. Skiing. Also, the motorcycle chase scene with Xiang takes a turn all of a sudden to a boat chase by sprouting jet skis. I whistled internally; it was impressive! In addition, the hot potato game with a grenade between Cage, Xiang and Serena is ridiculous but is definitely one of the most memorable scenes. Despite the solid action and fun, this movie still comes off weak with its predictable plot, underdeveloped characters, corny dialogues and dull acting. Vin Diesel is…Vin Diesel. He pulls of the action man persona with a pass, though this time around he smiles a lot because Cage is supposedly a cheeky character. Ruby Rose, Nina Dobrev and Toni Colette played their roles to perfection. Donnie Yen's fights (especially his lightning fast iron fists) are magnificent as always, but his acting is stiff. Deepika Podukone, who plays his partner, did a decent job. She also lacked chemistry with Diesel's character so the final scene came off as slightly awkward.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is a movie that has no intention to be taken seriously. The film tries too hard to appear lighthearted with cheesy one-liners thrown out by almost every character, which gets overbearing as the show drags on. There are also funny cameos by Ice Cube (Darius Stone, xXx: State of the Union) and Neymar Jr, the hot, up-and-coming Brazilian footballer. This is the perfect movie for audiences who likes mindless shoot/beat-em-up. Action stunts of every pattern dominate the scenes, and the plot is cliché and overdone like most modern action movies. All in all, this films is a good comic and stress relief, but ultimately, nothing special worth remembering.
2017-01-28
Everything what's out of balance in 2017
Movie Review: "xXx: Return of Xander Cage" (2016)

Director D.J. Caruso, once promising start-up at the movies with signature-granted "The Salton Sea" (2002) in guiding actor Val Kilmer through a menacing maze of drug-tripping urban streets to layer dens of Los Angeles, comes a motion pictures of clashing west to east, personified in actors Vin Diesel and Donnie Yen, where the shift to money-spending Chinese teenager at the international box office gets evident, forcing once serious drama-searching production companies as sold-out Marvel Entertainments to fill in for demanded escape routes from everyday life in suspense-denying motion picture events as most recently "Thor: Ragnarok" (2017).

Drama and thrills are substracted for high-end digitized production value, reminiscing "007 - Die Another Day" (2002) emergency break, mainly put into satisfying international movie stars on set of bringing energy and smiles to the screen in order to avoid having them jumping ship, out of shear desperation, with take-away passports and low-money private accounts for the time being. On screen, the spectator fills nothing but plain pain or joy, depending on the mood this movie gets watched, with outrageous action scenes of exploding gunships, metal fist fights and a underwater motorcycle chase that at no time can bring the decisive push of taking a feeling home for Generation Y of making anything possible.

© 2017 Felix Alexander Dausend (Cinemajesty Entertainments LLC)
2017-11-01
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